Dick
may be too old to still be a Private.
It's because he keeps getting caught with his cock up new recruits
asses.
Some say they've tried to kick him out of the military
several times... but his Lieutenant saves his ass evertime. I
bet the Lieutenant is getting fucked by Private Dick. What
do you think?
His real name isn't Dick, but everyone calls him that because he's always whipping out his big fat cock to impress the other Privates.
And once they've seen his huge daddy cock, there is always quite a few volunteers to bareback ride his fat swollen man meat!
